2006-01-15
Original: 2006-01-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (a newspaper crossword page):
TODAY'S CROSSWORD
BY: CROSSWORDIN' SAM
TITLE: THE ANSWER IS YOU
ACROSS
1) THE PROBLEM WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP
DOWN
4) THERE IS NO FOURTEEN DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH.
(A small partial crossword grid is shown beneath the title.)
Caption (below the panel): "Wow! I've never completed a crossword puzzle before! I should have cheated on Sam years ago!"
Votey:
A newspaper word-game box.
Heading: Today's Word Scramble!
The scrambled answer shown: Fuck Yuo
TODAY'S CROSSWORD
BY: CROSSWORDIN' SAM
TITLE: THE ANSWER IS YOU
ACROSS
1) THE PROBLEM WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP
DOWN
4) THERE IS NO FOURTEEN DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH.
(A small partial crossword grid is shown beneath the title.)
Caption (below the panel): "Wow! I've never completed a crossword puzzle before! I should have cheated on Sam years ago!"
Votey:
A newspaper word-game box.
Heading: Today's Word Scramble!
The scrambled answer shown: Fuck Yuo
Alt text
A single-panel comic showing a newspaper crossword puzzle. The header reads: 'TODAY'S CROSSWORD, BY: CROSSWORDIN' SAM, TITLE: THE ANSWER IS YOU.' A small crossword grid sits below. The clues are spiteful messages rather than real clues. ACROSS, 1) reads 'THE PROBLEM WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP.' DOWN, 4) reads 'THERE IS NO FOURTEEN DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH.' A caption below reads: 'Wow! I've never completed a crossword puzzle before! I should have cheated on Sam years ago!' The joke: Sam, bitter over being cheated on, made a crossword that's actually an angry message to the ex, but it's so easy to 'solve' that the ex feels accomplished. Votey (aftercomic): a newspaper box labeled 'Today's Word Scramble!' with the answer written out as 'Fuck Yuo' (the insult itself left misspelled/scrambled).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.