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2006-01-05

Original: 2006-01-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man in a green superhero costume with a yellow cap and a black domino mask strides forward, dragging a tied-up hostage by the arm. He points ahead.
Green-costumed hero: "LAY DOWN YOUR FIREARM CROOK! HUNGRYMAN IS HERE!"
In the foreground, a pair of legs in a pink-and-purple costume stands facing him.

Caption (below panel): Sadly, Hungryman died of starvation long before he could save any of the hostages.

Votey:
A loose sketch of the masked hero's face, looking gaunt.
Hero: "My superpower is frugality."

Alt text

A green-costumed superhero in a yellow cap and black domino mask strides forward dragging a bound hostage by the arm, pointing at a figure whose pink-and-purple costumed legs are visible in the foreground. He declares, "LAY DOWN YOUR FIREARM CROOK! HUNGRYMAN IS HERE!" The caption beneath reads: "Sadly, Hungryman died of starvation long before he could save any of the hostages." Votey: a rough sketch of the masked hero's gaunt face saying, "My superpower is frugality."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.