2006-01-20
Original: 2006-01-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (top):
Father: NO! NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GETTING A TATTOO! PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE A TRAMP!
Daughter: BUT DAAAAD!
Father: OKAY! OKAY! ON ONE CONDITION!
Panel 2 (bottom):
(No dialogue. A close-up of the daughter's upper arm showing a tattoo of a red heart with a banner reading "STD'S" across it.)
Votey:
Father: It's short for Super-Talented Dad!
Father: NO! NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GETTING A TATTOO! PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE A TRAMP!
Daughter: BUT DAAAAD!
Father: OKAY! OKAY! ON ONE CONDITION!
Panel 2 (bottom):
(No dialogue. A close-up of the daughter's upper arm showing a tattoo of a red heart with a banner reading "STD'S" across it.)
Votey:
Father: It's short for Super-Talented Dad!
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Top panel: an angry father shouts at his teenage daughter, "No! No daughter of mine is getting a tattoo! People will think you're a tramp!" The daughter pleads, "But daaaad!" The father relents: "Okay! Okay! On one condition!" Bottom panel: a close-up of the daughter's bare arm now bearing a tattoo of a red heart with a banner reading "STD'S" across it. Votey (aftercomic): a smiling close-up of the father saying, "It's short for Super-Talented Dad!" — revealing the condition was a tattoo honoring him, with an unfortunate acronym.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.