ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2005-12-21

Original: 2005-12-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A blonde woman with a hand on her chest speaks to a person whose head is visible in the foreground.
Blonde woman: "HONEY... I'M PREGNANT... AND UH... IT'S YOURS..."

Caption (below panel): There are many unique challenges in a lesbian relationship.

Votey:
A worried-looking woman with a thought/speech caption above her.
Text: "I think it's a Jesus."

Alt text

Main comic: A smiling blonde woman, one hand on her chest, stands in a book-lined room and tells someone (only the back of a head is visible in the foreground): "Honey... I'm pregnant... and uh... it's yours..." Caption underneath reads: "There are many unique challenges in a lesbian relationship." The joke is that in a lesbian relationship the partner cannot have caused the pregnancy, making "it's yours" impossible. Votey (aftercomic): A line-drawn worried woman with the handwritten line above her, "I think it's a Jesus," implying a virgin/immaculate conception explanation.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.