2005-12-22
Original: 2005-12-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A brown-haired man in a dark suit and a blonde woman stand facing each other, mid-conversation. The man is grinning broadly.
Man: "AIN'T NUTHIN LIKE CHEATIN' BABY!"
Man: "YEAH!"
Man: "..."
Man: "I'M SORRY, THAT WAS, LIKE, THE RUNNING GAG AT THE STAG PARTY LAST NIGHT. ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I..."
Man: "OH YEAH!"
Caption below the panel: "I do."
Votey:
A simple line-drawing of a person's head in profile, looking weary or distressed.
Handwritten top text: "Reading this 10 years later..."
Speech (the person): "The fuck is a Stag Party?"
A brown-haired man in a dark suit and a blonde woman stand facing each other, mid-conversation. The man is grinning broadly.
Man: "AIN'T NUTHIN LIKE CHEATIN' BABY!"
Man: "YEAH!"
Man: "..."
Man: "I'M SORRY, THAT WAS, LIKE, THE RUNNING GAG AT THE STAG PARTY LAST NIGHT. ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I..."
Man: "OH YEAH!"
Caption below the panel: "I do."
Votey:
A simple line-drawing of a person's head in profile, looking weary or distressed.
Handwritten top text: "Reading this 10 years later..."
Speech (the person): "The fuck is a Stag Party?"
Alt text
A grinning brown-haired man in a dark suit faces a blonde woman, clearly at the altar of a wedding. His string of speech bubbles reads: 'AIN'T NUTHIN LIKE CHEATIN' BABY!', 'YEAH!', '...', then 'I'm sorry, that was, like, the running gag at the stag party last night. Anyway, where was I...', 'Oh yeah!' The caption beneath reads '"I do."' The joke: he blurts out his bachelor-party cheating catchphrase before catching himself and saying his wedding vows. Votey: a rough line-drawn weary face in profile with handwritten text 'Reading this 10 years later...' and the person asking 'The fuck is a Stag Party?' — a self-deprecating note that the slang term has dated badly.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.