2005-12-07
Original: 2005-12-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman (Laurie) sits on a couch facing a man with reddish-brown hair (Ted) in a green shirt, who sits hunched with his hands clasped between his knees.
Laurie: "TED, YOU AREN'T EVEN ATTRACTIVE!"
Caption (below panel): Laurie explains why she's still a virgin.
Votey:
A loosely sketched close-up of the blonde woman's face in profile.
Laurie: "Only Brad Pitt has that power."
A blonde woman (Laurie) sits on a couch facing a man with reddish-brown hair (Ted) in a green shirt, who sits hunched with his hands clasped between his knees.
Laurie: "TED, YOU AREN'T EVEN ATTRACTIVE!"
Caption (below panel): Laurie explains why she's still a virgin.
Votey:
A loosely sketched close-up of the blonde woman's face in profile.
Laurie: "Only Brad Pitt has that power."
Alt text
A blonde woman, Laurie, sits on a couch across from a hunched, glum-looking man with reddish hair in a green shirt. She declares, "TED, YOU AREN'T EVEN ATTRACTIVE!" The caption reads: "Laurie explains why she's still a virgin" — the joke being she's rejecting him for being unattractive as the reason she remains a virgin. Votey (a rough black-and-white sketch of the woman's face in profile): Laurie adds, "Only Brad Pitt has that power," implying only an exceptionally attractive man could change her mind.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.