2005-05-07
Original: 2005-05-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A delivery room scene. A doctor wearing a head mirror and glasses holds up a just-born newborn baby. To his right stands a masked man in surgical scrubs pointing one finger up in the air. Behind them, a blond man in a green polo shirt looks on, and a red-haired person reclines on the delivery table.
Doctor (holding the baby): "IT'S A BOY!"
Masked man in scrubs (pointing upward): "DIBS!"
Blond man in green shirt (thought bubble): "DAMN!"
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face with a downcast, dejected expression.
Man: "Three times in a row!"
A delivery room scene. A doctor wearing a head mirror and glasses holds up a just-born newborn baby. To his right stands a masked man in surgical scrubs pointing one finger up in the air. Behind them, a blond man in a green polo shirt looks on, and a red-haired person reclines on the delivery table.
Doctor (holding the baby): "IT'S A BOY!"
Masked man in scrubs (pointing upward): "DIBS!"
Blond man in green shirt (thought bubble): "DAMN!"
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face with a downcast, dejected expression.
Man: "Three times in a row!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a delivery room. A doctor in a head mirror and glasses holds up a newborn baby and announces "IT'S A BOY!" A masked man in surgical scrubs immediately thrusts a finger into the air and shouts "DIBS!" Behind them, a blond man in a green polo shirt thinks, with disappointment, "DAMN!" while a red-haired person reclines on the delivery table. The joke: men are calling dibs on the newborn like claiming a prize, and one lost the race. Votey: a close-up of a dejected man's face who says "Three times in a row!" — implying he has now lost the dibs race three babies in a row.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.