2005-05-03
Original: 2005-05-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange/brown hair, in a blue suit, enters a bedroom carrying a briefcase and gesturing. In the bed are a blonde woman and a bare-chested man, both sitting up and looking caught.
Man in suit: "HONEY, I'M HO- OH GEEZ. NOW, SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WAS TALKING ABOUT."
Votey:
Close-up on the woman's face, looking sheepish/sidelong.
Woman: "SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME"
A man with orange/brown hair, in a blue suit, enters a bedroom carrying a briefcase and gesturing. In the bed are a blonde woman and a bare-chested man, both sitting up and looking caught.
Man in suit: "HONEY, I'M HO- OH GEEZ. NOW, SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WAS TALKING ABOUT."
Votey:
Close-up on the woman's face, looking sheepish/sidelong.
Woman: "SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME"
Alt text
A man in a blue suit walks into the bedroom carrying a briefcase, mid-greeting: "Honey, I'm ho- oh geez. Now, see, this is exactly the kind of thing our marriage counselor was talking about." In the bed sit a blonde woman and a bare-chested man, both caught and wide-eyed. The husband's reaction is exasperated rather than enraged, as though catching his wife mid-affair is just another marital habit they've been told to work on. Votey: a close-up of the wife's guilty, sidelong face as she offers a swapped-gender excuse: "She means nothing to me."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.