2005-05-11
Original: 2005-05-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Sign above the ride entrance: TUNNEL OF LOVE
A woman riding in a swan boat with a man, entering a giant heart-shaped tunnel.
Woman: OH FRED! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!
Caption below the panel: "Wait, this isn't the Tunnel of Hate. She's getting mixed signals!"
Votey:
A handwritten note pinned to a board reads:
Options:
- Tunnel of Love
- Tunnel of Hate
- Tunnel of boredom, verging on contempt
A woman riding in a swan boat with a man, entering a giant heart-shaped tunnel.
Woman: OH FRED! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!
Caption below the panel: "Wait, this isn't the Tunnel of Hate. She's getting mixed signals!"
Votey:
A handwritten note pinned to a board reads:
Options:
- Tunnel of Love
- Tunnel of Hate
- Tunnel of boredom, verging on contempt
Alt text
A man and a woman ride together in a swan-shaped boat down a channel of blue water, heading into a huge red heart-shaped tunnel. A sign overhead reads "Tunnel of Love." The woman exclaims, "Oh Fred! This is so romantic!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Wait, this isn't the Tunnel of Hate. She's getting mixed signals!" -- implying the man wanted the Tunnel of Hate but they boarded the wrong ride. Votey: a hand-drawn note tacked to a board lists the ride options: "Options: - Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Hate - Tunnel of boredom, verging on contempt."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.