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2005-05-05

Original: 2005-05-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Professor Sanders (an older man with grey hair, wearing a yellow shirt, pointing angrily): "ALRIGHT MORONS, WE ARE JUST GOING TO SIT HERE UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO FILED A STUDENT COMPLAINT AGAINST ME!"
Professor Sanders: "WAS IT YOU, FATTY?!"
Professor Sanders: "OR WAS IT THE UGLY GIRL?!"

Caption below the comic:
Due to a clerical error, professor Sanders received his first ever student complaint one week before he was up for tenure.

Votey:
A close-up of professor Sanders looking embarrassed/apologetic.
Professor Sanders: "I AM SO SORRY. I THOUGHT FATTY WAS YOUR NAME."

Alt text

A red-backgrounded comic panel shows professor Sanders, an older grey-haired man in a yellow shirt, standing in front of a classroom (silhouetted student heads visible at the bottom) and pointing angrily as he yells: "Alright morons, we are just going to sit here until I find out who filed a student complaint against me! Was it you, fatty?! Or was it the ugly girl?!" A caption below reads: "Due to a clerical error, professor Sanders received his first ever student complaint one week before he was up for tenure." The votey aftercomic is a black-and-white close-up of Sanders looking sheepish and apologetic, saying: "I am so sorry. I thought fatty was your name." The joke: an abrasive, insult-hurling professor inadvertently proves exactly why a complaint was filed right before his tenure review, and the punchline reveals his obliviousness ran so deep he genuinely believed an insult was a student's actual name.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.