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2005-05-10

Original: 2005-05-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A blonde woman in a pink top stands in a green kitchen with her back to the viewer, facing a man with reddish-brown hair in a yellow shirt and blue shorts who walks in holding a cell phone.

Woman: HOW'D IT GO?
Man: WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING NEGATIVE!

Caption (below panel): I guess my humor wasn't taking the edge off my syphillis test results.

Votey:
A close-up of the blonde woman, now smiling slightly.
Woman: Oh, wait, heh, I get it.

Alt text

A man with reddish-brown hair in a yellow shirt and blue shorts strides into a green kitchen holding a cell phone, where a blonde woman in a pink top stands with her back to us. She asks, "How'd it go?" He answers cheerfully, "Well, I didn't hear anything negative!" A caption beneath reads: "I guess my humor wasn't taking the edge off my syphillis test results." The joke: he means he just got medical test results, and "negative" (a good result) collides with the upbeat phrasing, while his attempt at a humorous pun falls flat. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the woman now smiling slightly as she says, "Oh, wait, heh, I get it."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.