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2005-03-01

Original: 2005-03-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A knight in full plate armor with a red cape kneels on one knee in an open dirt field, aiming a long sword forward as if it were a firearm.

Knight: "BANG! BANG!"

Across the field, a hand emerges from behind a green bush holding a spiked flail (mace), and a tombstone is visible.

Voice from behind the bush: "MISSED ME!"

Knight: "I DID NOT!"

Caption (below panel): "Dueling was a lot different before the invention of the pistol."

Votey:
A roughly-drawn figure kneels on one knee, pointing forward, in the same dueling pose.

Figure: "IT'S NOT FAAAIR."

Alt text

A single-panel comic. An armored knight with a red cape kneels in a dirt field and aims his long sword forward like a gun, shouting "BANG! BANG!" From behind a green bush across the field (where a tombstone also stands), a hand holds up a spiked flail and a voice calls "MISSED ME!" The knight insists, "I DID NOT!" Caption: "Dueling was a lot different before the invention of the pistol." The joke is that the knight is pretending his sword is a gun, and his opponent plays along by pretending to dodge bullets. Votey: a crudely drawn kneeling figure in the same pose points forward and whines, "IT'S NOT FAAAIR."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.