2004-06-09
Original: 2004-06-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Man with gray hair, seated at a kitchen table with a bowl of cereal, holding a spoon and looking up in alarm: "WAIT A MINUTE! YOU PUT WHAT IN MY CEREAL?!"
A young man with blond hair in a green shirt stands behind, snickering with his hand over his mouth.
Sound effect near the blond man: "Teehee!"
The cereal box on the table reads: "EVERYTHING-BUT-URINE-O'S"
Votey:
A close-up of a tired-looking man (the blond character from the main comic, now drawn in a simple sketch style) speaking calmly: "THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT GRANTS ME PEACE."
Man with gray hair, seated at a kitchen table with a bowl of cereal, holding a spoon and looking up in alarm: "WAIT A MINUTE! YOU PUT WHAT IN MY CEREAL?!"
A young man with blond hair in a green shirt stands behind, snickering with his hand over his mouth.
Sound effect near the blond man: "Teehee!"
The cereal box on the table reads: "EVERYTHING-BUT-URINE-O'S"
Votey:
A close-up of a tired-looking man (the blond character from the main comic, now drawn in a simple sketch style) speaking calmly: "THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT GRANTS ME PEACE."
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a kitchen. A gray-haired man sits at the table over a bowl of cereal, spoon in hand, looking up alarmed and shouting, "Wait a minute! You put WHAT in my cereal?!" Behind him, a smirking blond man in a green shirt covers his mouth, snickering "Teehee!" The cereal box on the table is labeled "Everything-but-urine-O's" — implying the prankster put urine in the cereal. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up sketch of the tired-eyed blond prankster, who says flatly, "This is the only thing that grants me peace."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.