2005-03-15
Original: 2005-03-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman with long hair (seen from behind) sits across a small round table from a man with brown hair and a moustache. The man is wearing a teal/light-blue t-shirt printed with the words: "SUSAN! LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT!" Two cups of coffee/tea sit on the table.
Man: "WHAT?! IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT YOU!"
Caption (below panel): "It's about the other Susan I'm dating!"
Votey:
A close-up of a woman's face, looking confused or wary.
Woman: "DO I KNOW YOU?"
A blonde woman with long hair (seen from behind) sits across a small round table from a man with brown hair and a moustache. The man is wearing a teal/light-blue t-shirt printed with the words: "SUSAN! LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT!" Two cups of coffee/tea sit on the table.
Man: "WHAT?! IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT YOU!"
Caption (below panel): "It's about the other Susan I'm dating!"
Votey:
A close-up of a woman's face, looking confused or wary.
Woman: "DO I KNOW YOU?"
Alt text
A man with brown hair and a moustache sits at a small café table across from a long-haired blonde woman seen from behind, two coffee cups between them. He wears a teal t-shirt printed with bold text: "SUSAN! LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT!" Gesturing defensively, he says, "WHAT?! IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT YOU!" The caption below reads, "It's about the other Susan I'm dating!" — implying his insulting shirt is aimed at a different girlfriend named Susan. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of a confused woman's face asking, "DO I KNOW YOU?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.