2004-04-25
Original: 2004-04-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man and a woman sit across from each other at a dinner table, each with an empty plate in front of them, as if on a date.
Woman (speaking): "Well, I'm a big animal lover..."
Man (thinking): "Oh great..."
The man is reaching down toward a cardboard box beside his chair labeled "DEAD RACCOON."
Votey:
Close-up on the man's face, grinning slyly as he thinks.
Man (thinking): "Bettter jiggle it."
A man and a woman sit across from each other at a dinner table, each with an empty plate in front of them, as if on a date.
Woman (speaking): "Well, I'm a big animal lover..."
Man (thinking): "Oh great..."
The man is reaching down toward a cardboard box beside his chair labeled "DEAD RACCOON."
Votey:
Close-up on the man's face, grinning slyly as he thinks.
Man (thinking): "Bettter jiggle it."
Alt text
A man and woman sit on opposite sides of a dinner table, each with an empty plate, as though on a date. The woman says, "Well, I'm a big animal lover..." The man thinks, "Oh great..." while reaching down toward a cardboard box beside his chair labeled "DEAD RACCOON" -- implying he has misread her interest and intends to present roadkill. Votey: a close-up of the man's face grinning slyly as he thinks, "Bettter jiggle it," planning to wiggle the dead raccoon to make it seem appealing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.