2004-04-26
Original: 2004-04-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Two teammates in red jerseys celebrate behind a third teammate, dumping the contents of a cooler over his head in the classic victory-shower gesture.
Dark-skinned teammate (left): "WE WON! WOOOH!"
Light-skinned teammate (right, lifting the cooler): "YEAH!"
The liquid pouring from the cooler is yellow and appears to be burning/steaming the player it lands on. The player in the center, wearing a red jersey, screams in agony:
Center player: "GAAAAAAAH!"
Caption below the panel:
"In retrospect," noted Coach Sanders, "I'm not really sure why we had a cooler of battery acid on field in the first place."
Votey:
A simple line drawing of a man's head and shoulders, partially submerged in liquid, with a disfigured/melted face. He says:
"IT'S FUNNY NOW!"
Two teammates in red jerseys celebrate behind a third teammate, dumping the contents of a cooler over his head in the classic victory-shower gesture.
Dark-skinned teammate (left): "WE WON! WOOOH!"
Light-skinned teammate (right, lifting the cooler): "YEAH!"
The liquid pouring from the cooler is yellow and appears to be burning/steaming the player it lands on. The player in the center, wearing a red jersey, screams in agony:
Center player: "GAAAAAAAH!"
Caption below the panel:
"In retrospect," noted Coach Sanders, "I'm not really sure why we had a cooler of battery acid on field in the first place."
Votey:
A simple line drawing of a man's head and shoulders, partially submerged in liquid, with a disfigured/melted face. He says:
"IT'S FUNNY NOW!"
Alt text
A single-panel cartoon shows three football players in red jerseys after a win. Two teammates celebrate exuberantly behind a third, hoisting a large cooler to dump its contents over his head in the traditional victory shower. The left teammate shouts "WE WON! WOOOH!" and the right one, lifting the cooler, yells "YEAH!" But the liquid pouring out is bright yellow and visibly burning the center player, who screams "GAAAAAAAH!" in agony, flame-like splashes around his head. A caption reads: "'In retrospect,' noted Coach Sanders, 'I'm not really sure why we had a cooler of battery acid on field in the first place.'" The votey (aftercomic) is a rough black-and-white line drawing of a man with a melted, disfigured face, submerged up to his chest in liquid, cheerfully saying "IT'S FUNNY NOW!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.