Dedication
Original: Dedication on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless man with curly brown hair, looking down with a soft, earnest expression, speaks in a speech bubble.
Man: "I'd like to dedicate this oral sex to world peace."
Caption (below the panel): Our relationship declined sharply once I discovered you can dedicate anything to anything.
Votey:
A loosely hand-drawn sketch of a person with curly hair. A speech bubble flanked by music notes reads:
"we are the world"
A shirtless man with curly brown hair, looking down with a soft, earnest expression, speaks in a speech bubble.
Man: "I'd like to dedicate this oral sex to world peace."
Caption (below the panel): Our relationship declined sharply once I discovered you can dedicate anything to anything.
Votey:
A loosely hand-drawn sketch of a person with curly hair. A speech bubble flanked by music notes reads:
"we are the world"
Alt text
A black-bordered comic panel against a dark teal background. A shirtless man with curly brown hair looks downward with a tender, sincere expression. His speech bubble reads, "I'd like to dedicate this oral sex to world peace." The caption below the panel reads: "Our relationship declined sharply once I discovered you can dedicate anything to anything." The joke is the absurd over-application of the act of "dedicating" something to a noble cause. Votey (aftercomic): a quick, scratchy hand-drawn sketch of a curly-haired person with a speech bubble bracketed by music notes that reads "we are the world."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.