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Intuition

Original: Intuition on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair: HEY, I'M GONNA USE SCIENCE TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
Woman with glasses and dark hair: HOORAY!

Panel 2:
Man: KNOW HOW YOU THINK IT'S PROBABLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FACTOR REALLY BIG NUMBERS QUICKLY ON A CLASSICAL COMPUTER?
Woman: NO.

Panel 3:
Woman: I DO NOT.

Panel 4:
Man: AH, OKAY. WELL, YOU KNOW HOW YOU THINK IT'S PROBABLY NOT POSSIBLE TO PERFECTLY SIMULATE PROTEIN FOLDING ON A CLASSICAL COMPUTER?
Woman: I DO NOT.

Panel 5:
Man: OKAY, OKAY. I NEED TO SPEND SIX WEEKS BUILDING UP PROPER CLASSICAL INTUITION AND THEN YOU'LL FIND OUT YOUR INTUITION IS TOTALLY WRONG!

Panel 6:
(No dialogue. The woman's face fills the panel, eyes wide.)

Caption below the panels: This is why it's hard to explain quantum computing.

Votey:
Woman (off-panel speech bubble), to an unseen "sir": PLEASE STAY AWAKE WHILE I BLOW YOUR MIND, SIR.

Alt text

A six-panel SMBC comic in a two-row, three-column grid. An enthusiastic man with flame-like orange hair tries to explain quantum computing to a woman with glasses and dark hair. He says he's going to use science to blow her mind; she cheers "Hooray!" He asks if she knows how she thinks it's probably impossible to factor really big numbers quickly on a classical computer. She flatly answers "No." then "I do not." He tries again with protein folding being impossible to simulate; again she replies "I do not." Exasperated, he insists he'll need to spend six weeks building up her proper classical intuition first, and then she'll find out her intuition is totally wrong. The final panel is a close-up of the woman's wide-eyed, overwhelmed face. A caption reads: "This is why it's hard to explain quantum computing." The joke is that quantum computing's coolness depends on the listener already believing certain things are hard for ordinary computers, but the listener has no such intuition to subvert. Votey (bonus panel): a close-up of a tired, droopy-eyed figure as an off-panel speech bubble pleads, "Please stay awake while I blow your mind, sir."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.