Positive
Original: Positive on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A person with wavy reddish hair speaks, looking alarmed and exasperated.
Person: "OH MY GOD. WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AN OVIPOSITOR? THERE ARE 35 RECOGNIZED ANIMAL PHYLA. THERE IS EXACTLY ONE PHYLUM CONTAINING CREATURES WITH SIX TRUE LIMBS, AND ALMOST ALL OF THOSE CREATURES ARE FOUND IN A SINGLE CLASS."
Caption (bottom): "Terrible Discovery: Centaurs are a type of insect."
Votey:
A crudely drawn, smiling face with a wide grin.
Face: "NOW I WANT SOME OVAS POSITED."
A person with wavy reddish hair speaks, looking alarmed and exasperated.
Person: "OH MY GOD. WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AN OVIPOSITOR? THERE ARE 35 RECOGNIZED ANIMAL PHYLA. THERE IS EXACTLY ONE PHYLUM CONTAINING CREATURES WITH SIX TRUE LIMBS, AND ALMOST ALL OF THOSE CREATURES ARE FOUND IN A SINGLE CLASS."
Caption (bottom): "Terrible Discovery: Centaurs are a type of insect."
Votey:
A crudely drawn, smiling face with a wide grin.
Face: "NOW I WANT SOME OVAS POSITED."
Alt text
A person with wavy reddish hair recoils in alarmed disgust, ranting: "Oh my god. Why the hell do you have an ovipositor? There are 35 recognized animal phyla. There is exactly one phylum containing creatures with six true limbs, and almost all of those creatures are found in a single class." A caption beneath reads: "Terrible Discovery: Centaurs are a type of insect." The joke: a centaur, having six limbs, must be classified as an insect, and apparently also has an egg-laying ovipositor. Votey: a crude, leering smiley face says, "Now I want some ovas posited" — a pun on 'ovipositor' / eggs being deposited.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.