Sex

A single-panel comic. A figure resembling Jesus, with long hair, a beard, and a robe, stands on a green hilltop with his arms outstretched, talking to a person with orange hair shown from behind. Jesus says: 'Is there sex in heaven? No, my child. There's something better-total oneness, unencumbered by selfishness or cruelty or degradation.' The person asks, 'And when does this "Rapture" start?' Jesus answers, 'Tonight.' A caption beneath reads: 'Inadvertently, Jesus causes a worldwide panic-orgy.' The joke is that announcing the imminent end of physical pleasure makes everyone rush to have sex one last time. Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of a weary, frowning bearded God figure looking down, saying, 'Why must you make me flood you?' - punning on the biblical flood and the orgy that the announcement triggered.