Waa
Original: Waa on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A huge jagged speech bubble fills the top of the panel.
Baby (offscreen, crying): WWAAAAAAAA!
A weary woman lies in bed in the dark, hair disheveled.
Woman: WHY?! WHY DO YOU CRY ALL NIGHT?! GO TO SLEEP!
In the corner, a dark silhouette of a baby looms.
Panel 2:
The woman sits up, facing a wide-eyed baby resting its hands on the edge of a crib or table.
Baby: GOD DOES NOT REQUIRE SLEEP
Caption (below the comic): The hardest parenting experience ever was Baby Jesus.
Votey:
A close-up of the baby's face.
Baby: I DO, HOWEVER, CREATE IMMACULATE BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
A huge jagged speech bubble fills the top of the panel.
Baby (offscreen, crying): WWAAAAAAAA!
A weary woman lies in bed in the dark, hair disheveled.
Woman: WHY?! WHY DO YOU CRY ALL NIGHT?! GO TO SLEEP!
In the corner, a dark silhouette of a baby looms.
Panel 2:
The woman sits up, facing a wide-eyed baby resting its hands on the edge of a crib or table.
Baby: GOD DOES NOT REQUIRE SLEEP
Caption (below the comic): The hardest parenting experience ever was Baby Jesus.
Votey:
A close-up of the baby's face.
Baby: I DO, HOWEVER, CREATE IMMACULATE BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: In a dark bedroom, a giant jagged speech bubble reads 'WWAAAAAAAA!' as an unseen baby cries. An exhausted woman with messy hair lies in bed and yells, 'WHY?! WHY DO YOU CRY ALL NIGHT?! GO TO SLEEP!' A shadowy baby silhouette looms in the corner. Panel 2: The woman sits up facing a wide-eyed baby gripping the edge of its crib, which calmly declares, 'GOD DOES NOT REQUIRE SLEEP.' Caption: 'The hardest parenting experience ever was Baby Jesus.' Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the baby's face adding, 'I DO, HOWEVER, CREATE IMMACULATE BOWEL MOVEMENTS.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.