Rolling
Original: Rolling on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
A person (off-panel or partially shown, speaking from the upper left) addresses a man who is lying on the ground in front of some trees and bushes.
Speaker (the standing person): "WHY ARE YOU ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND YOWLING? STOP IT! PUT UP YOUR FISTS!"
The man on the ground (lying on his back, arm raised): "I'M ALSO EXPOSING MY BELLY WHILE URINATING! IF YOU FIND THAT SATISFACTORY SIR, I'D BE EAGER TO CONTINUE. YOU MAY ALSO WAIL AVOIDING EYE CONTACT."
Caption below the panel:
Pro Tip:
You can avoid any fight by performing canine submission behavior.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's face, smiling smugly.
Speech bubble: "THIS COULD ABSOLUTELY GRADUATE TO SEX. YOUR MOVE."
A person (off-panel or partially shown, speaking from the upper left) addresses a man who is lying on the ground in front of some trees and bushes.
Speaker (the standing person): "WHY ARE YOU ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND YOWLING? STOP IT! PUT UP YOUR FISTS!"
The man on the ground (lying on his back, arm raised): "I'M ALSO EXPOSING MY BELLY WHILE URINATING! IF YOU FIND THAT SATISFACTORY SIR, I'D BE EAGER TO CONTINUE. YOU MAY ALSO WAIL AVOIDING EYE CONTACT."
Caption below the panel:
Pro Tip:
You can avoid any fight by performing canine submission behavior.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's face, smiling smugly.
Speech bubble: "THIS COULD ABSOLUTELY GRADUATE TO SEX. YOUR MOVE."
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel shows a man lying on his back on the ground in front of trees, one arm raised. Someone off to the side shouts at him, "WHY ARE YOU ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND YOWLING? STOP IT! PUT UP YOUR FISTS!" The man on the ground calmly replies, "I'M ALSO EXPOSING MY BELLY WHILE URINATING! IF YOU FIND THAT SATISFACTORY SIR, I'D BE EAGER TO CONTINUE. YOU MAY ALSO WAIL AVOIDING EYE CONTACT." He is responding to a would-be fight by acting out the submission behavior of a dog. A caption reads: "Pro Tip: You can avoid any fight by performing canine submission behavior." Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a smug, smiling face says, "THIS COULD ABSOLUTELY GRADUATE TO SEX. YOUR MOVE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.