Flesh
Original: Flesh on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with flame-like orange hair, wearing a green shirt, is hunched over a person lying on the ground, arms flung wide, mouth open in a wild scream. His chin and neck are smeared with red. Beneath him lies a bald, pale-faced person whose eyes are drawn as X's (apparently dead).
Man (screaming): "FLESSSHHHHHHHH! FLESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FLESH OF MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Caption (below panel): In retrospect, it was clear how the ethical invasivore movement would wind up.
Votey:
A loosely sketched scene of a person seated at a podium or desk, with other rough figures behind them.
Speaker (at podium): "I INCLUDED DIVERSITY."
Small text near a figure on the left: "PONIES & SO FORTH"
A man with flame-like orange hair, wearing a green shirt, is hunched over a person lying on the ground, arms flung wide, mouth open in a wild scream. His chin and neck are smeared with red. Beneath him lies a bald, pale-faced person whose eyes are drawn as X's (apparently dead).
Man (screaming): "FLESSSHHHHHHHH! FLESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FLESH OF MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Caption (below panel): In retrospect, it was clear how the ethical invasivore movement would wind up.
Votey:
A loosely sketched scene of a person seated at a podium or desk, with other rough figures behind them.
Speaker (at podium): "I INCLUDED DIVERSITY."
Small text near a figure on the left: "PONIES & SO FORTH"
Alt text
A man with flame-like orange hair in a green shirt crouches over a pale, bald person who lies dead on the ground (eyes drawn as X's). The orange-haired man's mouth is open in a feral scream, his chin and neck smeared with red, arms flung wide. His speech bubble reads: "FLESSSHHHHHHHH! FLESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FLESH OF MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" A caption below reads: "In retrospect, it was clear how the ethical invasivore movement would wind up." The joke: an 'ethical invasivore' (someone who eats only invasive species) has degenerated into a frenzied cannibal screaming about eating the flesh of man. Votey: a loosely sketched figure at a podium says "I INCLUDED DIVERSITY," with the scribbled aside "PONIES & SO FORTH" near a figure on the left.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.