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macaroni

Original: macaroni on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (holding a bowl, wearing oven mitts): OKAY KIDS, MACARONI'S DONE IN THE MICROWAVE, BUT GIVE IT 5 MINUTES TO REACH ITS INEVITABLE HEAT DEATH.

Caption (below panel): Reading cosmology has revolutionized the way I talk about thermal equilibrium.

Votey:
Woman (frowning, intense expression): NO USEFUL WORK WILL EVER AGAIN BE POSSIBLE IN THIS CASSEROLE.

Alt text

A woman wearing oven mitts and holding a bowl of food walks toward two children seated at a table. She says, "Okay kids, macaroni's done in the microwave, but give it 5 minutes to reach its inevitable heat death." The kids look up at her, unimpressed. A caption below reads: "Reading cosmology has revolutionized the way I talk about thermal equilibrium." In the votey, a close-up of the woman's intense, frowning face as she declares, "No useful work will ever again be possible in this casserole."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.