star-2
Original: star-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A voice from the heavens (speaking from a large speech bubble at the top of the sky): "Okay fine, things have gotten bad. I'll go down in the flesh to die for their sins, but first send them a review. ONE STAR. ONE. OUT OF FIVE."
In the snowy landscape below, a bright yellow star-like point of light hovers in the sky. Two angels stand on the ground beneath it, near a dark pond or hole.
Caption (below the panel): Christianity has completely misinterpreted the Star of Bethlehem.
Votey:
Caption: LATER...
A bearded man (God-like figure) says: "Boy they did not like that review."
A voice from the heavens (speaking from a large speech bubble at the top of the sky): "Okay fine, things have gotten bad. I'll go down in the flesh to die for their sins, but first send them a review. ONE STAR. ONE. OUT OF FIVE."
In the snowy landscape below, a bright yellow star-like point of light hovers in the sky. Two angels stand on the ground beneath it, near a dark pond or hole.
Caption (below the panel): Christianity has completely misinterpreted the Star of Bethlehem.
Votey:
Caption: LATER...
A bearded man (God-like figure) says: "Boy they did not like that review."
Alt text
A single panel shows a snowy landscape under a sky, with a glowing yellow star hovering above and two small angels standing on the ground near a dark pond. From a huge speech bubble filling the top of the sky, a heavenly voice declares: "Okay fine, things have gotten bad. I'll go down in the flesh to die for their sins, but first send them a review. ONE STAR. ONE. OUT OF FIVE." The glowing star is the literal one-star review. A caption below reads: "Christianity has completely misinterpreted the Star of Bethlehem." In the votey aftercomic, labeled "LATER...", a bearded man's face fills the panel and he remarks, "Boy they did not like that review."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.