compete
Original: compete on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man in a suit (an official) speaks into a large speech bubble at a medal ceremony:
Official: "And so we give this gold medal to Dave-9235C-91-L with confidence that those who lost to him had no advantage, either from God or science, and thus were objectively worse, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Shame on all of you but Dave-9235C-91-L."
The official, in a brown suit with a red tie, stands beside a young curly-haired athlete in a red shirt who wears a gold medal and looks sheepish/embarrassed. Other identical-looking athletes are visible at the edges of the frame.
Caption (below panel): The Olympic Games got a lot more fair once they only allowed clones.
Votey:
A man with his hand on his chin, looking thoughtful, in a speech bubble:
Man: "Of course, in the end, you are all equal in the clone-grinder."
A bearded man in a suit (an official) speaks into a large speech bubble at a medal ceremony:
Official: "And so we give this gold medal to Dave-9235C-91-L with confidence that those who lost to him had no advantage, either from God or science, and thus were objectively worse, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Shame on all of you but Dave-9235C-91-L."
The official, in a brown suit with a red tie, stands beside a young curly-haired athlete in a red shirt who wears a gold medal and looks sheepish/embarrassed. Other identical-looking athletes are visible at the edges of the frame.
Caption (below panel): The Olympic Games got a lot more fair once they only allowed clones.
Votey:
A man with his hand on his chin, looking thoughtful, in a speech bubble:
Man: "Of course, in the end, you are all equal in the clone-grinder."
Alt text
A medal ceremony. A bearded official in a brown suit and red tie stands with his hands on the shoulders of a sheepish, sweating young athlete in a red shirt wearing a gold medal; identical-looking athletes are visible at the edges. The official announces in a large speech bubble: "And so we give this gold medal to Dave-9235C-91-L with confidence that those who lost to him had no advantage, either from God or science, and thus were objectively worse, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Shame on all of you but Dave-9235C-91-L." A caption reads: "The Olympic Games got a lot more fair once they only allowed clones." Votey: a man rests his hand on his chin, looking thoughtful, and says, "Of course, in the end, you are all equal in the clone-grinder."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.