teach-2
Original: teach-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with wild dark hair gestures while speaking, looking smug.
Man: "MEN ARE, AH, 'HISTORY UNFOLDS ACCORDING TO PREDICTABLE STAGES THAT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD SCIENTIFICALLY' BUT THEN, TO A WOMAN AND SHE'S LIKE, 'COMPUTER SYSTEMS ARE INHERENTLY STOCHAAAAAASTIC.'"
Below the panel, an audience laughs uproariously, shown as a crowd of figures with open mouths and many "HA" sounds floating above them: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Caption box (Pedagogy Tip):
"Any concept can be conveyed to the public as long as it is done via gender stereotypes."
Votey:
A close-up of the same man, mid-rant, gesturing with his hand.
Man: "ANYWAY, MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS THERE'S NOT GUARANTEED TO BE AN ALGORITHM TO DECIDE WHETHER FOR A GIVEN INPUT A PROGRAM HALTS, AND I'M LIKE I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HAVE A BEER HERE!"
A man with wild dark hair gestures while speaking, looking smug.
Man: "MEN ARE, AH, 'HISTORY UNFOLDS ACCORDING TO PREDICTABLE STAGES THAT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD SCIENTIFICALLY' BUT THEN, TO A WOMAN AND SHE'S LIKE, 'COMPUTER SYSTEMS ARE INHERENTLY STOCHAAAAAASTIC.'"
Below the panel, an audience laughs uproariously, shown as a crowd of figures with open mouths and many "HA" sounds floating above them: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Caption box (Pedagogy Tip):
"Any concept can be conveyed to the public as long as it is done via gender stereotypes."
Votey:
A close-up of the same man, mid-rant, gesturing with his hand.
Man: "ANYWAY, MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS THERE'S NOT GUARANTEED TO BE AN ALGORITHM TO DECIDE WHETHER FOR A GIVEN INPUT A PROGRAM HALTS, AND I'M LIKE I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HAVE A BEER HERE!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A smug man with wild dark hair gestures as he speaks to a crowd. He says: "Men are, ah, 'history unfolds according to predictable stages that can be understood scientifically' but then, to a woman and she's like, 'computer systems are inherently stochaaaaastic.'" Below him a packed audience erupts in laughter, a mass of figures with "HA HA HA" filling the air. A caption labeled Pedagogy Tip reads: "Any concept can be conveyed to the public as long as it is done via gender stereotypes." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same ranting man, who continues: "Anyway, my girlfriend says there's not guaranteed to be an algorithm to decide whether for a given input a program halts, and I'm like I'm just tryin' to have a beer here!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.