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routing

Original: routing on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Hank (off-panel): SHARON, PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBERS.
Sharon (off-panel): BUT WHY HANK?

Panel 2:
(A sign in front of an office building reads:) WELCOME ANNUAL MEETING OF THE SOCIETY OF ECONOMISTS

Panel 3:
Hank (kneeling): IN ORDER TO RECEIVE THIS DIRECT CASH TRANSFER OF FUNDS EQUIVALENT IN VALUE TO AN ENGAGEMENT RING...

Panel 4:
Hank: MAY YOU STAY TOGETHER AS LONG AS IT REMAINS THE RATIONAL CHOICE!
Crowd member: WOO!
Crowd member: YEAH!

Votey:
Sharon (thought bubble): BUT INDEX FUNDS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE ROMANTIC.

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: Exterior of a gray office building with shrubs out front; off-panel dialogue reads "Sharon, please provide your bank account and routing numbers," answered by "But why, Hank?" Panel 2: A yellow sign in front of the building reads "Welcome Annual Meeting of the Society of Economists," establishing the setting. Panel 3: Inside, a man (Hank) kneels on one knee before a woman (Sharon) in front of a seated crowd, saying "...in order to receive this direct cash transfer of funds equivalent in value to an engagement ring..." Panel 4: Hank, still kneeling and holding her hand, finishes "May you stay together as long as it remains the rational choice!" The crowd cheers "Woo!" and "Yeah!" The joke: an economist's proposal replaces a ring with a cash transfer and promises commitment only while it stays rational. Votey: A close-up of Sharon's face with a thought bubble reading "But index funds would have been so much more romantic."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.