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Original: transparent on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bald scientist in sunglasses gestures triumphantly toward a red, skull-marked blob-like substance resting on the ground.
Scientist: HAHAHA! I'VE DONE IT! A SUBSTANCE HARD AS STEEL, WHICH BLOCKS ALL SOUND, BUT IS COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT TO LIGHT!
Panel 2: A large bald man wearing a t-shirt labeled "HENCHMAN" speaks.
Henchman: BUT WHY, MASTER?
Panel 3: The scientist responds.
Scientist: FORTY YEARS AGO, MIMES KILLED MY MOTHER AND FATHER.
Panel 4: The henchman (foreground) and the scientist face each other in a lab.
Scientist: NOW? NOW THEY WILL CRY OUT. CRY OUT FOR FOOD, WATER, AIR.
Panel 5: Outdoor scene. A mime, trapped behind an invisible barrier, presses against it while two passersby stand nearby holding up phones to take photos.
Narration: AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THEM.
Votey:
A passerby looks at the trapped mime through the invisible substance.
Speech bubble: WOW HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE. WHAT'S THE TRICK?!
Scientist: HAHAHA! I'VE DONE IT! A SUBSTANCE HARD AS STEEL, WHICH BLOCKS ALL SOUND, BUT IS COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT TO LIGHT!
Panel 2: A large bald man wearing a t-shirt labeled "HENCHMAN" speaks.
Henchman: BUT WHY, MASTER?
Panel 3: The scientist responds.
Scientist: FORTY YEARS AGO, MIMES KILLED MY MOTHER AND FATHER.
Panel 4: The henchman (foreground) and the scientist face each other in a lab.
Scientist: NOW? NOW THEY WILL CRY OUT. CRY OUT FOR FOOD, WATER, AIR.
Panel 5: Outdoor scene. A mime, trapped behind an invisible barrier, presses against it while two passersby stand nearby holding up phones to take photos.
Narration: AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THEM.
Votey:
A passerby looks at the trapped mime through the invisible substance.
Speech bubble: WOW HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE. WHAT'S THE TRICK?!
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: a bald scientist in dark sunglasses laughs and gestures at a red, skull-marked glob on the ground, declaring he's created a substance hard as steel that blocks all sound but is completely transparent to light. Panel 2: his large bald henchman, whose shirt reads HENCHMAN, asks why. Panel 3: the scientist says that forty years ago, mimes killed his mother and father. Panel 4: in the lab, the scientist tells the henchman that now the mimes will cry out for food, water, and air. Panel 5: outdoors, a mime is trapped pressing against an invisible wall of the substance while two people calmly photograph him with their phones; narration reads 'And no one will believe them.' The joke: the scientist's revenge traps mimes in an invisible soundproof prison so that their genuine cries for help look exactly like a mime act and go unbelieved. Votey aftercomic: a person peers at the trapped, gaunt mime through the invisible material and remarks, 'Wow he really looks like a rotting corpse. What's the trick?!' — the mime is actually dying but onlookers assume it's part of the performance.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.