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Original: up-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie speaks to another person, gesturing with his hand. A large speech bubble:
Man in suit: "Roll a ball up a hill? Obviously impossible. That'd require a reduction in entropy which clearly violates the second law of thermodynamics."
Caption (below the panel):
Creationist biologists aren't nearly as bad as creationist physicists.
Votey:
Header text: "CREATIONIST CHEMISTS:"
Below it, a worried-looking person in a speech bubble says:
Person: "I wish ice were possible. It'd be nice in drinks."
A man in a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie speaks to another person, gesturing with his hand. A large speech bubble:
Man in suit: "Roll a ball up a hill? Obviously impossible. That'd require a reduction in entropy which clearly violates the second law of thermodynamics."
Caption (below the panel):
Creationist biologists aren't nearly as bad as creationist physicists.
Votey:
Header text: "CREATIONIST CHEMISTS:"
Below it, a worried-looking person in a speech bubble says:
Person: "I wish ice were possible. It'd be nice in drinks."
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic. A man in a dark suit with a red tie gestures as he speaks to another person, saying in a large speech bubble: "Roll a ball up a hill? Obviously impossible. That'd require a reduction in entropy which clearly violates the second law of thermodynamics." A caption beneath reads: "Creationist biologists aren't nearly as bad as creationist physicists." The joke: a creationist who applies thermodynamics this literally thinks even pushing a ball uphill is impossible. The votey (bonus panel) is headed "CREATIONIST CHEMISTS:" and shows a worried cartoon face saying, "I wish ice were possible. It'd be nice in drinks" - extending the gag to a chemist who doesn't believe water can freeze.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.