wish-3
Original: wish-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title panel:
WORST MAGICAL WISH-GRANTING CREATURES
Panel 2 (header caption): GENIE WHO GIVES YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT IT HAS TO COME OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES.
Woman (thinking/deciding, holding a magic lamp that emits smoke): WISH FOR A LIQUID. LESS PAINFUL. PRINTER INK IS VERY VALUABLE BY VOLUME.
Panel 3 (header caption): MAGICAL FISH THAT HOUNDS YOU FOREVER ABOUT HOW YOUR WISH MAKES YOU PATHETIC.
Fish (in the water, taunting a man standing on the beach between two women): GUESS YOU COULDN'T FIND LOVE ON YOUR OWN? WHAT A LLLLOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Panel 4 (header caption): MONKEY'S PAW THAT GIVES YOU YOUR WISH BUT INSISTS THAT YOU ARE NOW LOVERS.
Voice (from someone lying in bed next to a sleeping person): IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HOW WE MADE WORLD PEACE HAPPEN. JUST LIKE US, FOREVER. WHOOPS, SPILLED LOTION ON MYSELF AGAIN. SO SOFT. SO MOIST. ARE YOU AWAKE?
Votey:
A furry animal seen from behind with its tail raised, speaking: See anything you like?
WORST MAGICAL WISH-GRANTING CREATURES
Panel 2 (header caption): GENIE WHO GIVES YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT IT HAS TO COME OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES.
Woman (thinking/deciding, holding a magic lamp that emits smoke): WISH FOR A LIQUID. LESS PAINFUL. PRINTER INK IS VERY VALUABLE BY VOLUME.
Panel 3 (header caption): MAGICAL FISH THAT HOUNDS YOU FOREVER ABOUT HOW YOUR WISH MAKES YOU PATHETIC.
Fish (in the water, taunting a man standing on the beach between two women): GUESS YOU COULDN'T FIND LOVE ON YOUR OWN? WHAT A LLLLOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Panel 4 (header caption): MONKEY'S PAW THAT GIVES YOU YOUR WISH BUT INSISTS THAT YOU ARE NOW LOVERS.
Voice (from someone lying in bed next to a sleeping person): IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HOW WE MADE WORLD PEACE HAPPEN. JUST LIKE US, FOREVER. WHOOPS, SPILLED LOTION ON MYSELF AGAIN. SO SOFT. SO MOIST. ARE YOU AWAKE?
Votey:
A furry animal seen from behind with its tail raised, speaking: See anything you like?
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic titled "WORST MAGICAL WISH-GRANTING CREATURES." The first panel is just the title. The second panel's caption reads "Genie who gives you anything you want but it has to come out of your nipples"; a woman holds a smoking magic lamp and says, "Wish for a liquid. Less painful. Printer ink is very valuable by volume." The third panel's caption reads "Magical fish that hounds you forever about how your wish makes you pathetic"; on a beach a man stands between two women while a fish in the water taunts, "Guess you couldn't find love on your own? What a llllloserrrrr." The fourth panel's caption reads "Monkey's paw that gives you your wish but insists that you are now lovers"; someone lies in bed beside a sleeping person, gushing, "It's so beautiful how we made world peace happen. Just like us, forever. Whoops, spilled lotion on myself again. So soft. So moist. Are you awake?" Votey: a furry animal viewed from behind with its tail lifted asks, "See anything you like?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.