lion
Original: lion on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair and beard: How would you like to go to bed with a sexual lion?
Woman with blue hair: (smiling)
Panel 2:
Woman with blue hair: And so...
Woman with blue hair: Hey! You're just gonna fall asleep?
Man with orange hair: I sleep 18-20 hours a day.
Panel 3:
The man, now curled up like a lion, sleeps and stretches in bed, yawning with his mouth wide open.
Panel 4:
The man (still curled up in bed): Go get me food.
Woman with blue hair: (standing over him)
Votey:
Woman with blue hair (head turned, looking away): Well, it's back to sexual badgers for me.
Man with flame-like orange hair and beard: How would you like to go to bed with a sexual lion?
Woman with blue hair: (smiling)
Panel 2:
Woman with blue hair: And so...
Woman with blue hair: Hey! You're just gonna fall asleep?
Man with orange hair: I sleep 18-20 hours a day.
Panel 3:
The man, now curled up like a lion, sleeps and stretches in bed, yawning with his mouth wide open.
Panel 4:
The man (still curled up in bed): Go get me food.
Woman with blue hair: (standing over him)
Votey:
Woman with blue hair (head turned, looking away): Well, it's back to sexual badgers for me.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with flame-like orange hair and a big beard asks a blue-haired woman, "How would you like to go to bed with a sexual lion?" She smiles. Panel 2: In bed, the woman says "And so... Hey! You're just gonna fall asleep?" The man replies, "I sleep 18-20 hours a day." Panel 3: The man, drawn curled up and lion-like, stretches and yawns with a wide-open mouth, fast asleep. Panel 4: Still lying in bed, he commands, "Go get me food," while the woman stands over him. The joke: a literal "sexual lion" behaves like an actual lion, sleeping all day and expecting to be fed. Votey: The blue-haired woman, looking off to the side, deadpans, "Well, it's back to sexual badgers for me."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.