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accept

Original: accept on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with flame-like spiky hair, looking nervous, addresses a group of seated friends.
Man with spiky hair: Friends... I... I need to tell you something about myself. I'm an acceptasexual...

Panel 2:
Friend: What does that mean?
Man with spiky hair: I'm sexually aroused in the presence of kindness and tolerance.

Panel 3:
A friend responds supportively while the spiky-haired man sits with a strained, leering expression.
Friend: We may not understand it, but we will support you no matter what.
Man with spiky hair (muttering): Mmmm...

Votey:
Close-up on the spiky-haired man's face, now leering with a clenched, gritted grin.
Man with spiky hair: I'd like to celebrate our differences, if you know what I mean.

Alt text

Three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a nervous man with flame-like spiky hair stands before a group of seated friends and says, "Friends... I... I need to tell you something about myself. I'm an acceptasexual..." Panel 2: a friend asks, "What does that mean?" and he replies, "I'm sexually aroused in the presence of kindness and tolerance." Panel 3: a friend says, "We may not understand it, but we will support you no matter what," while the spiky-haired man sits with an increasingly creepy, leering expression. Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of the man's face wearing a clenched, gritted leer as he says, "I'd like to celebrate our differences, if you know what I mean." The joke turns the language of acceptance and support into something uncomfortably lecherous.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.