productivity-3
Original: productivity-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man in a robe (the second figure, older, gray-haired): HOLY CRAP! YOU WERE LITERALLY CRUCIFIED AND DIED AND YOU TOOK THREE DAYS OFF AND YOU'RE RIGHT BACK AT IT?
The long-haired robed man (standing by the cave): I KNOW, I KNOW BUT THERE WAS STUFF TO DO.
Caption below the comic: Christ struggled with work-life balance.
Votey:
Close-up of the long-haired man's face, thinking.
Thought bubble: BETTER NOT TELL HIM I SPENT THAT WHOLE TIME IN THERE HARROWING HELL.
A bearded man in a robe (the second figure, older, gray-haired): HOLY CRAP! YOU WERE LITERALLY CRUCIFIED AND DIED AND YOU TOOK THREE DAYS OFF AND YOU'RE RIGHT BACK AT IT?
The long-haired robed man (standing by the cave): I KNOW, I KNOW BUT THERE WAS STUFF TO DO.
Caption below the comic: Christ struggled with work-life balance.
Votey:
Close-up of the long-haired man's face, thinking.
Thought bubble: BETTER NOT TELL HIM I SPENT THAT WHOLE TIME IN THERE HARROWING HELL.
Alt text
A webcomic set outside a stone tomb/cave with green bushes. A long-haired, bearded man in a white robe and sandals stands beside the cave opening, facing an older gray-haired, bearded man in a robe. The older man exclaims, "Holy crap! You were literally crucified and DIED and you took three days off and you're right back at it?" The long-haired man replies, "I know, I know but there was stuff to do." A caption beneath reads: "Christ struggled with work-life balance." The joke frames Jesus's resurrection as a workaholic refusing real time off. Votey (bonus panel): a black-bordered close-up of the long-haired man's face looking slightly sheepish, with a thought bubble: "Better not tell him I spent that whole time in there harrowing Hell."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.