challenge
Original: challenge on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Title text across the panel: BEAN CHALLENGE
A man with flame-like orange hair, sweating and looking unwell, speaks into the camera while clutching a can of beans.
Man: "Welcome to day 8 of the bean challenge where I see if I can eat 83 cans of beans every day as long as possible thank you to my millions of fans please like and subscribe!"
Panel 2:
A panel discussion on a stage. A bald man with a microphone stands at left. Four people sit behind a long table; a banner on the front of the table reads: CONTENT CREATORS ROUNDTABLE. One seated panelist has an orange-haired appearance and a name placard reading "BEAN GUY."
Moderator (bald man with microphone): "The key to making it online is to find your voice."
Votey:
Caption at top: LATER
A gravestone in the ground. The epitaph reads:
"He died as he lived: choking down beans."
Title text across the panel: BEAN CHALLENGE
A man with flame-like orange hair, sweating and looking unwell, speaks into the camera while clutching a can of beans.
Man: "Welcome to day 8 of the bean challenge where I see if I can eat 83 cans of beans every day as long as possible thank you to my millions of fans please like and subscribe!"
Panel 2:
A panel discussion on a stage. A bald man with a microphone stands at left. Four people sit behind a long table; a banner on the front of the table reads: CONTENT CREATORS ROUNDTABLE. One seated panelist has an orange-haired appearance and a name placard reading "BEAN GUY."
Moderator (bald man with microphone): "The key to making it online is to find your voice."
Votey:
Caption at top: LATER
A gravestone in the ground. The epitaph reads:
"He died as he lived: choking down beans."
Alt text
Two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1, titled "BEAN CHALLENGE": a sweaty, sickly-looking man with flame-like orange hair clutches a can of beans and speaks to the camera: "Welcome to day 8 of the bean challenge where I see if I can eat 83 cans of beans every day as long as possible thank you to my millions of fans please like and subscribe!" Panel 2: a stage panel discussion under a banner reading "CONTENT CREATORS ROUNDTABLE." A bald moderator with a microphone tells four seated panelists, "The key to making it online is to find your voice." One panelist is the orange-haired man from panel 1, with a name placard reading "BEAN GUY" — his absurd bean gimmick is his "voice." Votey (aftercomic): a caption reads "LATER" above a gravestone whose epitaph says, "He died as he lived: choking down beans."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.