dust
Original: dust on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Charlotte (a woman with brown hair): TED, WHY ARE YOU ROLLING IN DUST! DISGUSTING!
(Ted, a shirtless man with orange flame-like hair, lies on the ground rolling in dust.)
Panel 2:
Ted: YEAH? WELL IF YOU'RE SO GREAT, HOW DO YOU THERMOREGULATE AND REMOVE ECTOPARASITES?
(Ted crouches in the dust, gesturing back at Charlotte.)
Panel 3:
Charlotte: GROOMING AND EVOLVED HAIRLESSNESS, YOU CREEP.
(Close-up of Charlotte's angry face.)
Panel 4:
Ted: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME, CHARLOTTE.
(Ted stands alone in the dusty field in his underwear, eyes closed, arms outstretched.)
Votey:
A close-up of Ted's face from below.
Ted: BUCK BUCK BUHGAWK!
Charlotte (a woman with brown hair): TED, WHY ARE YOU ROLLING IN DUST! DISGUSTING!
(Ted, a shirtless man with orange flame-like hair, lies on the ground rolling in dust.)
Panel 2:
Ted: YEAH? WELL IF YOU'RE SO GREAT, HOW DO YOU THERMOREGULATE AND REMOVE ECTOPARASITES?
(Ted crouches in the dust, gesturing back at Charlotte.)
Panel 3:
Charlotte: GROOMING AND EVOLVED HAIRLESSNESS, YOU CREEP.
(Close-up of Charlotte's angry face.)
Panel 4:
Ted: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME, CHARLOTTE.
(Ted stands alone in the dusty field in his underwear, eyes closed, arms outstretched.)
Votey:
A close-up of Ted's face from below.
Ted: BUCK BUCK BUHGAWK!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A woman named Charlotte, with brown hair, confronts Ted, a shirtless man with orange flame-like hair who is rolling in dust on the ground. Panel 1, Charlotte: 'TED, WHY ARE YOU ROLLING IN DUST! DISGUSTING!' Panel 2, Ted, crouched in the dust: 'YEAH? WELL IF YOU'RE SO GREAT, HOW DO YOU THERMOREGULATE AND REMOVE ECTOPARASITES?' Panel 3, close-up of Charlotte's annoyed face: 'GROOMING AND EVOLVED HAIRLESSNESS, YOU CREEP.' Panel 4, Ted standing alone in the dusty field in just his underwear, arms outstretched and eyes closed: 'YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME, CHARLOTTE.' He defends his dust-bathing as natural animal behavior. Votey: an extreme close-up of Ted's face from below as he crows like a chicken or bird: 'BUCK BUCK BUHGAWK!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.