snow-white-3
Original: snow-white-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman dressed as Snow White (red bow, blue and yellow dress) sits cross-legged on the ground in a forest, smiling with her arms slightly raised in welcome. Various woodland mammals approach her: a fawn/deer, a rabbit, an opossum, and other small creatures.
Snow White: "COME TO ME, WOODLAND MAMMALS!"
Caption (below panel): A realistic Snow White would be a Noah's Ark of tickborne diseases.
Votey:
Extreme close-up of Snow White's face, now smiling with parted lips and red lipstick. Her skin is covered with numerous small ticks crawling across her cheeks, forehead, and neck.
A woman dressed as Snow White (red bow, blue and yellow dress) sits cross-legged on the ground in a forest, smiling with her arms slightly raised in welcome. Various woodland mammals approach her: a fawn/deer, a rabbit, an opossum, and other small creatures.
Snow White: "COME TO ME, WOODLAND MAMMALS!"
Caption (below panel): A realistic Snow White would be a Noah's Ark of tickborne diseases.
Votey:
Extreme close-up of Snow White's face, now smiling with parted lips and red lipstick. Her skin is covered with numerous small ticks crawling across her cheeks, forehead, and neck.
Alt text
Main comic: a single panel showing a woman dressed as Snow White sitting cross-legged on the forest floor, arms open in welcome, smiling. Woodland mammals - a deer, a rabbit, an opossum, and other small animals - gather around her. A speech bubble reads "COME TO ME, WOODLAND MAMMALS!" The caption beneath the panel reads: "A realistic Snow White would be a Noah's Ark of tickborne diseases." Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of Snow White's smiling face, her skin now crawling with dozens of small ticks across her cheeks, forehead, and neck - delivering the visual punchline that the friendly animals have left her covered in disease-carrying parasites.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.