ultra
Original: ultra on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person with teal hair and glasses sits at a desk, facing a computer monitor.
Computer (speech from the monitor): ARE YOU OVER 18* YEARS OF AGE?
Person: WHAT THE...
Caption (below panel): The most unexpected result of increased human lifespans was the existence of Ultraporn.
Votey:
Close-up of the same person looking distressed.
Person: THIS IS DISGUSTING AND OFFENSIVE. I'D BETTER LOCK THE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
A person with teal hair and glasses sits at a desk, facing a computer monitor.
Computer (speech from the monitor): ARE YOU OVER 18* YEARS OF AGE?
Person: WHAT THE...
Caption (below panel): The most unexpected result of increased human lifespans was the existence of Ultraporn.
Votey:
Close-up of the same person looking distressed.
Person: THIS IS DISGUSTING AND OFFENSIVE. I'D BETTER LOCK THE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Alt text
A teal-haired person in glasses sits at a desk facing a computer monitor. The monitor displays a prompt that reads "ARE YOU OVER 18* YEARS OF AGE?" (with an asterisk on the 18). The person, looking startled, says "WHAT THE...". A caption beneath the panel reads: "The most unexpected result of increased human lifespans was the existence of Ultraporn." The asterisk implies the age threshold is far higher than 18 in a world of extended lifespans. The votey is a black-and-white close-up of the same person, now looking flustered and aroused-curious, saying: "THIS IS DISGUSTING AND OFFENSIVE. I'D BETTER LOCK THE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.