eff
Original: eff on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel: A person with red/orange hair, seen from behind and the side, holds up a smartphone and points at its screen with one finger.
The phone screen shows a draft message at the top reading: "Eff you, bro! #EFFthisguy"
Below it, the app displays a prompt: "Instead of fighting with this person, would you like to donate a dollar to the cause you're claiming to defend?"
Beneath the prompt are two buttons: a red button with an X, and a green button with a checkmark.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten, centered): "(If anyone is selling this app, I would like it)"
The phone screen shows a draft message at the top reading: "Eff you, bro! #EFFthisguy"
Below it, the app displays a prompt: "Instead of fighting with this person, would you like to donate a dollar to the cause you're claiming to defend?"
Beneath the prompt are two buttons: a red button with an X, and a green button with a checkmark.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten, centered): "(If anyone is selling this app, I would like it)"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A red-haired person, viewed from behind, holds up a smartphone and points at its screen. The screen shows a draft angry message at the top: "Eff you, bro! #EFFthisguy". Below, the app asks: "Instead of fighting with this person, would you like to donate a dollar to the cause you're claiming to defend?" with a red X button and a green checkmark button below it. The joke: an app that intercepts online arguments and redirects your outrage into an actual donation. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten caption in a black box reads, "(If anyone is selling this app, I would like it)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.