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meissner

Original: meissner on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Caption (top): LAW OF THE UNIVERSE: FOR EVERY PROBLEM THAT IS ALREADY SOLVED, THERE IS SOME ENGINEER BUILDING AN INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE, UNWORKABLE SOLUTION.

A smiling man in a suit (glasses, tie), gesturing with both hands, with two glowing pink/magnetic orbs floating above his palms.

Man: AND SO, VIA THE MEISSNER EFFECT, THE SUPERCONDUCTING SUBSTANCE EXPELS ITS MAGNETIC FIELDS, ALLOWING US TO LEVITATE THE MAGNET, AND THUS CURING ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FOREVER!

Votey:
A cartoon figure with messy/flame-like hair stares blankly, wide-eyed.
Offscreen/speech bubble: INFORMATION ABOUT ERECTIONS WILL BE STORED USING BLOCKCHAIN FOR SOME REASON.

Alt text

An SMBC comic. A top caption reads: "LAW OF THE UNIVERSE: FOR EVERY PROBLEM THAT IS ALREADY SOLVED, THERE IS SOME ENGINEER BUILDING AN INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE, UNWORKABLE SOLUTION." Below, a beaming man in a suit and glasses holds his hands out with two glowing pink orbs hovering above his palms, explaining: "And so, via the Meissner effect, the superconducting substance expels its magnetic fields, allowing us to levitate the magnet, and thus curing erectile dysfunction forever!" The joke: an absurdly over-engineered, expensive solution to a non-problem. Votey (aftercomic): a wide-eyed figure with messy flame-like hair stares blankly as a speech bubble adds, "Information about erections will be stored using blockchain for some reason," piling on more pointless buzzword tech.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.