station
Original: station on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly man with white hair sits in a red armchair with a green blanket over his lap, speaking emphatically to a younger woman sitting in a chair beside him.
Elderly man: "My generation, by GOD, we were able to fake an ENTIRE MOON LANDING. Now that y'all are in charge we can barely fake a space station!"
Caption (below panel): At the conspiracy theorists' old folks home.
Votey:
A close-up of the elderly man's face, looking annoyed/grumbling.
Elderly man: "And the Russians are about to bail on the whole fake space station altogether!"
An elderly man with white hair sits in a red armchair with a green blanket over his lap, speaking emphatically to a younger woman sitting in a chair beside him.
Elderly man: "My generation, by GOD, we were able to fake an ENTIRE MOON LANDING. Now that y'all are in charge we can barely fake a space station!"
Caption (below panel): At the conspiracy theorists' old folks home.
Votey:
A close-up of the elderly man's face, looking annoyed/grumbling.
Elderly man: "And the Russians are about to bail on the whole fake space station altogether!"
Alt text
A webcomic. An elderly man with white hair sits in a red armchair with a green blanket on his lap, gesturing as he complains to a younger woman seated beside him. He says: "My generation, by GOD, we were able to fake an ENTIRE MOON LANDING. Now that y'all are in charge we can barely fake a space station!" A caption below reads: "At the conspiracy theorists' old folks home." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the old man's grumpy face shows him adding: "And the Russians are about to bail on the whole fake space station altogether!" The joke: a conspiracy theorist treats faking space missions as a real generational craft and laments today's supposedly inferior fakery.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.