bah-3
Original: bah-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Lecturer (a person standing at a podium beside a portrait of William Shakespeare): "We have no direct quotes from William Shakespeare. However, we do have circumstantial data."
Panel 2:
Lecturer: "Shakespeare grew up in a town of about 2000 people in the countryside. We also know the British countryside was always been filled with sheep."
(Scene shows a person standing in a green field with several sheep.)
Panel 3:
Lecturer: "Recent survey data was conducted shows that every person under the age of 32 who sees a sheep spontaneously automatically regardless of accent or dialect makes a sheep sound."
Panel 4:
Lecturer (at the podium, raising a hand): "Thus, behold the power of science!"
Projected on the screen: "BAA-AAAAA-A" — William Shakespeare, 1564-1779
Caption / sound at bottom: clap - clap - clap - clap - clap / la-clap
Votey:
Large hand-lettered text inside a wobbly drawn box:
"BURRRRRRRRP"
-WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Lecturer (a person standing at a podium beside a portrait of William Shakespeare): "We have no direct quotes from William Shakespeare. However, we do have circumstantial data."
Panel 2:
Lecturer: "Shakespeare grew up in a town of about 2000 people in the countryside. We also know the British countryside was always been filled with sheep."
(Scene shows a person standing in a green field with several sheep.)
Panel 3:
Lecturer: "Recent survey data was conducted shows that every person under the age of 32 who sees a sheep spontaneously automatically regardless of accent or dialect makes a sheep sound."
Panel 4:
Lecturer (at the podium, raising a hand): "Thus, behold the power of science!"
Projected on the screen: "BAA-AAAAA-A" — William Shakespeare, 1564-1779
Caption / sound at bottom: clap - clap - clap - clap - clap / la-clap
Votey:
Large hand-lettered text inside a wobbly drawn box:
"BURRRRRRRRP"
-WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a lecturer stands at a podium next to a framed portrait of Shakespeare, saying they have no direct quotes from William Shakespeare but do have circumstantial data. Panel 2: a person stands in a green field with sheep; the lecturer explains Shakespeare grew up in a small countryside town of about 2000 people, and the British countryside was always filled with sheep. Panel 3: the lecturer says recent survey data shows that every person under age 32 who sees a sheep automatically makes a sheep sound, regardless of accent or dialect. Panel 4: the lecturer raises a hand and declares 'Thus, behold the power of science!' while a screen displays a fake attributed quote: 'BAA-AAAAA-A' — William Shakespeare, 1564-1779. An audience claps. Votey: a hand-drawn wobbly box containing the large text 'BURRRRRRRRP' attributed to '-WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.