no-way
Original: no-way on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair speaks to a woman with red hair.
Brown-haired woman: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN SLOW DOWN TIME WITH RESPECT TO AN OBSERVER BY GOING FAST? THAT IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SPACETIME TO DEFORM AND LOOP BACK ON ITSELF? THAT YOU CAN USE QUANTUM MECHANICS TO DETECT IF A BOMB IS LIVE?
Red-haired woman: *YAWN* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT STUFF.
Panel 2:
The red-haired woman yawns, hand to her mouth.
Brown-haired woman: DID YOU KNOW THAT ALMONDS AND PEACHES ARE SO GENETICALLY SIMILAR YOU CAN HYBRIDIZE THEM?
Red-haired woman: NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Panel 3:
The red-haired woman reacts with wide-eyed, tearful astonishment, hands raised.
Caption (below the comic): Being a physics nerd has completely warped my sense of what's surprising.
Votey:
The red-haired woman is shown in extreme close-up, her face contorted in shock and disbelief.
Text: BROCCOLI AND KALE ARE THE SAME PLANT?!
A woman with brown hair speaks to a woman with red hair.
Brown-haired woman: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN SLOW DOWN TIME WITH RESPECT TO AN OBSERVER BY GOING FAST? THAT IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SPACETIME TO DEFORM AND LOOP BACK ON ITSELF? THAT YOU CAN USE QUANTUM MECHANICS TO DETECT IF A BOMB IS LIVE?
Red-haired woman: *YAWN* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT STUFF.
Panel 2:
The red-haired woman yawns, hand to her mouth.
Brown-haired woman: DID YOU KNOW THAT ALMONDS AND PEACHES ARE SO GENETICALLY SIMILAR YOU CAN HYBRIDIZE THEM?
Red-haired woman: NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Panel 3:
The red-haired woman reacts with wide-eyed, tearful astonishment, hands raised.
Caption (below the comic): Being a physics nerd has completely warped my sense of what's surprising.
Votey:
The red-haired woman is shown in extreme close-up, her face contorted in shock and disbelief.
Text: BROCCOLI AND KALE ARE THE SAME PLANT?!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. In panel one, a brown-haired woman excitedly tells a red-haired woman about exotic physics facts: slowing time by going fast, spacetime deforming and looping back on itself, and using quantum mechanics to detect if a bomb is live. The red-haired woman yawns and says, "Everyone knows that stuff." In panel two, the brown-haired woman says almonds and peaches are genetically similar enough to hybridize, and the red-haired woman erupts: "No wayyyy! That's impossible!" In panel three she's wide-eyed and tearful with astonishment. A caption reads: "Being a physics nerd has completely warped my sense of what's surprising." In the votey aftercomic, an extreme close-up of the red-haired woman's stunned, disbelieving face accompanies the text: "Broccoli and kale are the same plant?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.