fair-2
Original: fair-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Older man (boss, holding a coffee mug): JASON, I'LL NEED YOU TO BE HERE AT 6AM ON SATURDAY AND BECAUSE YOU'VE USED ENOUGH SICK DAYS IT'S NOT OVERTIME.
Younger man (Jason, seated, waving a hand): THAT IS TOTALLY *TOTALLY* FAIR, MY MAN.
Caption below the comic:
Life has become so much more bearable since I started believing I'm a murderer serving time in Hell.
Votey:
A man with messy hair smiles serenely.
Man: MAN I'M GETTIN' OFF EASY!
Older man (boss, holding a coffee mug): JASON, I'LL NEED YOU TO BE HERE AT 6AM ON SATURDAY AND BECAUSE YOU'VE USED ENOUGH SICK DAYS IT'S NOT OVERTIME.
Younger man (Jason, seated, waving a hand): THAT IS TOTALLY *TOTALLY* FAIR, MY MAN.
Caption below the comic:
Life has become so much more bearable since I started believing I'm a murderer serving time in Hell.
Votey:
A man with messy hair smiles serenely.
Man: MAN I'M GETTIN' OFF EASY!
Alt text
Main comic, single panel in an office. A balding older man in a suit and red tie, holding a white coffee mug, stands and says, "Jason, I'll need you to be here at 6am on Saturday and because you've used enough sick days it's not overtime." A younger man in a yellow shirt sits in an office chair, eyes closed and smiling serenely, waving a hand as he replies, "That is totally TOTALLY fair, my man." Caption beneath: "Life has become so much more bearable since I started believing I'm a murderer serving time in Hell." Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white drawing of a smiling, content man with messy hair saying, "Man I'm gettin' off easy!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.