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Original: free on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A young man with curly hair and a worried expression stands at left. To the right, a sign at a sandwich shop reads "TODAY: FREE SANDWICHES!" and another figure gestures toward it.

Panel 2 (captioned "EARLIER..."): The same young man, seen from behind, talks to an older man.
Young man: "One thing you gotta know about this world, man: if the service is free, you ARE the product."

Votey:
A close-up of a man's face looking apprehensive/uneasy. A speech bubble above reads: "WORTH IT"

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a worried curly-haired young man stands beside a sandwich shop whose sign reads "TODAY: FREE SANDWICHES!" Panel 2, captioned "EARLIER," flashes back to the same young man lecturing an older man: "One thing you gotta know about this world, man: if the service is free, you ARE the product." The joke is that despite his own cynical warning, he couldn't resist the free sandwiches. Votey: a close-up of an uneasy man's face with a thought above him reading "WORTH IT" — he took the free deal anyway and decided it was worthwhile.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.