procreate
Original: procreate on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired woman leans in close, nose-to-nose, with a teal-haired woman.
Red-haired woman: "Sally... listen... I want to do this, but... I believe God only wants us to have sex if it's for procreation."
Panel 2: The red-haired woman speaks, looking thoughtful.
Red-haired woman ("Sally"): "Well, uh... how about you go ahead and pray to God for a miracle while I get the strap-on?"
Panel 3: The teal-haired woman grins widely.
Teal-haired woman: "Teamwork!"
Panel 4: Caption at top reads "Shortly..." The two women stand side by side, both with hands on hips, looking down at their bodies/bellies with surprised expressions.
One of them: "Son of a BITCH."
Votey:
A close-up of a woman's face looking annoyed/skeptical, with a speech bubble.
Woman: "It better not be a Jesus."
Red-haired woman: "Sally... listen... I want to do this, but... I believe God only wants us to have sex if it's for procreation."
Panel 2: The red-haired woman speaks, looking thoughtful.
Red-haired woman ("Sally"): "Well, uh... how about you go ahead and pray to God for a miracle while I get the strap-on?"
Panel 3: The teal-haired woman grins widely.
Teal-haired woman: "Teamwork!"
Panel 4: Caption at top reads "Shortly..." The two women stand side by side, both with hands on hips, looking down at their bodies/bellies with surprised expressions.
One of them: "Son of a BITCH."
Votey:
A close-up of a woman's face looking annoyed/skeptical, with a speech bubble.
Woman: "It better not be a Jesus."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a red-haired woman leans nose-to-nose with a teal-haired woman and says, "Sally... listen... I want to do this, but... I believe God only wants us to have sex if it's for procreation." Panel 2: the red-haired woman replies, "Well, uh... how about you go ahead and pray to God for a miracle while I get the strap-on?" Panel 3: the teal-haired woman grins and says "Teamwork!" Panel 4, captioned "Shortly...": both women stand with hands on hips, staring down at their bellies in shock, one exclaiming "Son of a BITCH" — implying the prayer-for-procreation worked and one of them is now miraculously pregnant. Votey: a close-up of an annoyed woman's face saying "It better not be a Jesus."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.