local
Original: local on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A smiling man in a suit stands with one arm raised, gesturing, addressing a group of people in a dimly lit setting (a bar or pub).
Man: "THE LOCAL KIND OF ALCOHOL, COFFEE, OR TEA IS GOOD AND WASN'T IT HORRIBLE WHAT THE BRITISH DID HERE THAT ONE TIME?!"
Caption (below panel): It's easy to make friends in any country on Earth.
Votey:
A close-up of the same man's face, looking sympathetic, continuing to speak.
Man: "SO TRAGIC, THE WHATEVER THING THEY DID."
A smiling man in a suit stands with one arm raised, gesturing, addressing a group of people in a dimly lit setting (a bar or pub).
Man: "THE LOCAL KIND OF ALCOHOL, COFFEE, OR TEA IS GOOD AND WASN'T IT HORRIBLE WHAT THE BRITISH DID HERE THAT ONE TIME?!"
Caption (below panel): It's easy to make friends in any country on Earth.
Votey:
A close-up of the same man's face, looking sympathetic, continuing to speak.
Man: "SO TRAGIC, THE WHATEVER THING THEY DID."
Alt text
A two-part comic. Main panel: a smiling man in a suit, one arm raised mid-gesture, addresses a small group of people in a dimly lit bar. He says, "The local kind of alcohol, coffee, or tea is good and wasn't it horrible what the British did here that one time?!" A caption below reads: "It's easy to make friends in any country on Earth." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same man's sympathetic face as he adds, "So tragic, the whatever thing they did" - revealing he's bluffing and has no idea what specific historical wrong actually happened.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.