bunny
Original: bunny on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (kneeling, talking to a small child): "Before I get into the details here, I want to remind you that all bunnies are 'coprophagic,' meaning they eat their own feces as part of the normal digestive process."
Caption (below panel): I managed to soften the blow for the Easter Bunny conversation.
Votey:
(No dialogue. The black panel shows two long white bunny ears poking up from the bottom, with a small bunny face peeking up between them.)
Woman (kneeling, talking to a small child): "Before I get into the details here, I want to remind you that all bunnies are 'coprophagic,' meaning they eat their own feces as part of the normal digestive process."
Caption (below panel): I managed to soften the blow for the Easter Bunny conversation.
Votey:
(No dialogue. The black panel shows two long white bunny ears poking up from the bottom, with a small bunny face peeking up between them.)
Alt text
A woman kneels to the eye level of a small child and earnestly explains, "Before I get into the details here, I want to remind you that all bunnies are 'coprophagic,' meaning they eat their own feces as part of the normal digestive process." The child stands listening. A caption beneath the panel reads, "I managed to soften the blow for the Easter Bunny conversation" - the joke being that she thinks this disgusting fact makes whatever bad news about the Easter Bunny is coming next easier to take. The votey aftercomic is a mostly black square with two tall white rabbit ears rising from the bottom edge and a small rabbit face peeking up between them.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.