plural
Original: plural on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with red hair: "I've discovered a way to instantly achieve classiness."
Woman: "Hard work and generosity?"
Man: "Nyah."
Panel 2:
Man with red hair: "I take all plural polysyllabic words, then stick the 's' in the middle."
Panel 3:
Man with red hair: "I don't say 'caterpillars' like you riffraff. I say 'caters pillar.' I don't say 'exercises,' I say 'exers cise.'"
Panel 4:
Man with red hair (to a waiter): "Pardon me madame, I would like to order three cheeses burger."
Panel 5:
Woman: "This is stupid and you're stupid."
Panel 6:
Man with red hair (arms spread wide): "It's time we said our goods bye, madame!"
Votey:
A woman with glasses and a flat expression. Speech bubble: "NUMBS NUT."
Man with red hair: "I've discovered a way to instantly achieve classiness."
Woman: "Hard work and generosity?"
Man: "Nyah."
Panel 2:
Man with red hair: "I take all plural polysyllabic words, then stick the 's' in the middle."
Panel 3:
Man with red hair: "I don't say 'caterpillars' like you riffraff. I say 'caters pillar.' I don't say 'exercises,' I say 'exers cise.'"
Panel 4:
Man with red hair (to a waiter): "Pardon me madame, I would like to order three cheeses burger."
Panel 5:
Woman: "This is stupid and you're stupid."
Panel 6:
Man with red hair (arms spread wide): "It's time we said our goods bye, madame!"
Votey:
A woman with glasses and a flat expression. Speech bubble: "NUMBS NUT."
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A smug red-haired man tells a woman he has discovered a way to instantly achieve classiness. She guesses "Hard work and generosity?" He says "Nyah" and explains: he takes plural polysyllabic words and sticks the 's' in the middle. He demonstrates: not "caterpillars" but "caters pillar," not "exercises" but "exers cise." He then addresses a waiter: "Pardon me madame, I would like to order three cheeses burger." The woman flatly says "This is stupid and you're stupid," and the man, throwing his arms wide, declares "It's time we said our goods bye, madame!" Votey: a deadpan woman with glasses says in a speech bubble "NUMBS NUT" (a mangled "numb nuts").
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.