songbirds
Original: songbirds on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: Hey girl, did you know that songbirds don't have penises?
Woman: That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
Panel 2:
Man with orange hair: It's just a fact. In the animal kingdom, if the goal of female pleasure is accomplished by other means, you can expect that the organs devoted to sexual acts will be simple and not used in interesting ways.
Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: It follows that anyone who is very, very bad at courtship is incredible in bed.
Panel 4 (final wide panel):
Woman: So...
Man with orange hair: Hey girl, did you know that songbirds don't have penises?
Votey:
(EXCEPT RED-BILLED BUFFALO WEAVERS)
Man with orange hair: Hey girl, did you know that songbirds don't have penises?
Woman: That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
Panel 2:
Man with orange hair: It's just a fact. In the animal kingdom, if the goal of female pleasure is accomplished by other means, you can expect that the organs devoted to sexual acts will be simple and not used in interesting ways.
Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: It follows that anyone who is very, very bad at courtship is incredible in bed.
Panel 4 (final wide panel):
Woman: So...
Man with orange hair: Hey girl, did you know that songbirds don't have penises?
Votey:
(EXCEPT RED-BILLED BUFFALO WEAVERS)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A man with orange hair chats up a woman in a yellow top. Panel 1: he says, "Hey girl, did you know that songbirds don't have penises?" She replies, "That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Panel 2 (close-up of the man): "It's just a fact. In the animal kingdom, if the goal of female pleasure is accomplished by other means, you can expect that the organs devoted to sexual acts will be simple and not used in interesting ways." Panel 3: "It follows that anyone who is very, very bad at courtship is incredible in bed." Final wide panel: the woman, now turned toward him with interest, says "So..." and the man repeats his opening line: "Hey girl, did you know that songbirds don't have penises?" Votey: a single hand-drawn box with the caption "(EXCEPT RED-BILLED BUFFALO WEAVERS)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.